Who drank my Chardonnay?

It was my son’s birthday at weekend and in addition to taking him and his mates out to the pictures, I decided to throw an adult party for friends and family. The party seemed to be going well but I was rather disturbed by the fact that everyone was drinking *my* Chardonnay. This was despite the fact that I had stocked up with lots of beer, other wines and Guinness. The fear of the Chardonnay running out became very real, so to preserve my own private supply I found the biggest wine glass I could and kept filling it up. (How come everyone wanted Chardonnay all of a sudden?)

Just before it ran dry I sent my brother-in-law to the Off Licence for some more. When he returned with the bottles he told me off for causing him some embarrassment. I had sent him for Apple Blossom Chardonnay but had I meant Blossom Hill? Well of course I had but like everyone else I get a bit confused when it's sunny and I've had a few. A few minutes later one of the guests asked me if I was OK - It was at this point that I realised that rather than gliding gracefully across the floor I was very probably staggering. I decided to go upstairs and assess my situation - It was the middle of the afternoon and perhaps I had already, inadvertently, had too much to drink. Some 6 hours later I woke up to find that my guests had consumed everything, cleaned up and gone home. Apparently everyone had a good time. Shame I missed it!